A wondrous bird is the pelican
Its beak holds more than its belly can
It can hold in its beak
Enough food for a week
And I don’t know how in the helican.
I read somewhere that the limerick is the only truly English-language form of poetry. Everything else is borrowed from somewhere else. So I submit that in honour of the English, who no doubt stole it from the Irish. Nothing to do with the bird, of course.
Jim T
Jim – I had never heard that about the limerick. Certainly they are wondrous birds. (Also, alerted by your follow-up comment, I have corrected the final line of your limerick and it seems to have taken. I think it matters how you hold your tongue.)
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On Tender Hooks
- by Brian Bilston
Let me cut to the cheese: every time you open your mouth, I’m on tender hooks.
You charge at the English language like a bowl in a china shop. Please nip it in the butt.
On the spurt of the moment, the phrases tumble out. It’s time you gave up the goat.
Curve your enthusiasm. Don’t give them free range. The chickens will come home to roast.
Now you are in high dungeon. You think me a damp squid: on your phrases I shouldn’t impose.
But they spread like wildflowers in a doggy-dog world, and your spear of influence grows.
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A wondrous bird is the pelican
Its beak holds more than its belly can
It can hold in its beak
Enough food for a week
And I don’t know how in the helican.
I read somewhere that the limerick is the only truly English-language form of poetry. Everything else is borrowed from somewhere else. So I submit that in honour of the English, who no doubt stole it from the Irish. Nothing to do with the bird, of course.
Jim T
Jim – I had never heard that about the limerick. Certainly they are wondrous birds. (Also, alerted by your follow-up comment, I have corrected the final line of your limerick and it seems to have taken. I think it matters how you hold your tongue.)