After weeks of silence, they arrive in waves, albeit on unrelated topics.
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They offer me good deals . . .
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They offer me general financial well-being . . .
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They offer me precise wealth . . .
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They offer me health . . .
Permanently eliminate the herpes virus from your body.
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Eat THESE Foods to Cure Joint Pain (Check the Bakery Aisle)
They play innocent . . .
Is this email still active?
They play to my curiosity . . .
Dead simple tricks bring any battery back to life
They play on my insecurities . . .
Odd morning elixir to lose 11 pounds
1 glass of this will burn 3 pounds of belly flab tomorrow
Why some people look FAT that aren’t
1 activity that makes you look fat
They play on my legitimate fears . . .
Sign-in attempt from new device was blocked
They offer me illegitimate documentation . . .
Your iCloud storage plan receipt
And they tease me with what I really need . . .
Boost your brain power in 14 days
Overall, I appreciate my internet service provider’s anti-spam filters, I really do. Indeed, sometimes I think the internet should come with a warning sign.
But sometimes those filters seem just a little over-eager. I mean, what was that about something in the bakery aisle to cure joint pain?
And not just on the internet. I brought home a handful of mail from our superbox the other day, and said to Joan, “If it weren’t for people either expecting us to pay them or hoping we’ll pay them, no one would know we exist.”
Jim T
Jim T – LOL. But come now. Your blog readers know you’re alive and there’s no money changing hands.
LOL.
Barbara – 🙂
Psst…I have just developed a way to get rich quick. Sign up quick. The first 50 get a free toaster plus a jar of my Wrinkle cream.
Just send 50 bucks to me and you’re in on the ground floor!
Tom
Tom – Thanks, I already have all the wrinkles I require.
Good one! Isabel.
Barbara – 🙂 I have my moments. As well as my wrinkles.
No, no…these take away winkles…they don’t apply more!
New and improved too!
Tom
Tom – Ah. I misunderstood. 🙂